“Money doesn’t solve all problems. But it could solve my money problem.”

• Anon

“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.”

• Spencer Tracy

“Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

• Jay Leno

“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.”

• George Best

“When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.”

• Oscar Wilde